Best of Ion's Take

Ion couldn't be bothered with his Ion's Take today, so being that it's getting close to the end of the year and all I've compiled a Best of Ion's Take:

Ion's scathing argument against big trucks and the dickheads who drive them.

Ion's frustrated complaint about a stingy bartender.

Ion's whistle-blowing report on teachers who force their students to smuggle opium into prisons...oh, wait, that's not an Ion's Take. There are only two installments, but perhaps he will grace us tomorrow. If there's a god, he will.