We will now only use the Royal pronoun when talking about ourselves.
Editing is entirely optional. We will no longer painstakingly go over each and every line with a fine toothed comb and fix posts that have already been posted. Once it's up, it's up, warts and all. Unless we opt to fix it, which we won't.
Linking to other blogs in a blogroll, caring about readership, joining "the blogesphere" community - all out.
We will keep tapir talk to a bare minimum 10 posts per week.