Saturday, June 27, 2009
Friday, June 05, 2009
Fake Baseball Bets #14: Man, This is a Long Season
We're back and coming off a recent loss last Tuesday dropping our season total to +200 capps. Today we're placing our third betting on Micah "Payings" Owing and the Reds at +40 versus the Cubbies. Owings always seems to be a home underdog and we always seem to bet on him. We're 1-1 and +40 when betting Owings so far this season.
Posted by RT at 10:57 AM 1 comments
Labels: Fake Baseball Bets, Micah "Payings" Owings
Monday, June 01, 2009
Penne a la Vodka
Penne a la Vodka
serves 4
1 - 2 tbs of Extra Virgin Olive Oil
4 cloves minced garlic (more or less depending on you)
1 small onion finely diced
1 15 oz. can whole peeled tomatoes
1 15 oz. can of tomato sauce
1/3 - 1/2 cup of vodka
1/2 cup cream or milk
1/2 pack of frozen peas
some thyme, basil, and parsley (fresh if available)
salt (kosher or sea) and pepper to taste
2/3 box of penne
Fill pot with water and put to a flame. Cover and bring to a rolling boil.
Heat extra virgin olive oil at medium in large saute pan.
When oil is hot drop in onion and garlic. Saute until onion is soft.
Add some salt and pepper. Don't burn the garlic.
When garlic and onion are soft and not burned add the vodka. Cook until the vodka reduces.
Cut ends off the whole peel tomatoes and remove seeds. Dice up the tomatoes and add to pan.
When diced tomatoes cook for a minute or two add the can of sauce.
Chop three leaves of basil and a few sprigs of thyme and add to sauce along with some salt and pepper to your liking.
Fresh herbs bring the best taste. In this economy we're growing herbs in our window sill.
Simmer the sauce for a bit to thicken up slightly
When water is boiling salt the water and add the pasta. Cook pasta to el dente
Add peas to the sauce. When peas get to be a bright green add the milk or cream. Stir in peas and milk/cream.
Add pasta to pan, stir it in, and finish cooking the pasta to tendernes of your choice.
Add fresh and chopped parsley, stir in and plate
Top with shredded Parmigiana Reggiana or in this can Romano cheese.
Eat.
Posted by RT at 11:45 AM 1 comments
Fake Baseball Bets #13: The Grind
Yesterday, we bet the Giants and...won! Damn straight. The lively bat of 76-year-old third baseman Rich Aurilia helped to sink the St. Louis Cardinals 5 - 3. The win payed out 150 doubling our season total which now stands at +300 after 14 wagers.
The season is a grind, and we could sure use a scheduled off day, but we do this for you. Today's abbreviated schedule is a nightmare (pitching form below), but we like the Rockies at +140 to take down Oswalt and the 'Stros. 100 capps on The Mighty Purple and Black.
Sorry, short FBB today, but we'll be posting later.
Posted by RT at 11:17 AM 0 comments
Labels: Fake Baseball Bets
Sunday, May 31, 2009
Fake Baseball Bets #12: Bull Sh!t
Home teams should win games that go to extra innings. Home teams should win games they are leading 3 - 0 after 8 innings. Brain Fuentes, despite his league leading 13 saves, should not be a major league closer. I should be 120 fake dollars richer. These things did not happen last night and the Mariners won the game 4 - 3 in 10 innings. Fuentes's futility chipped 100 capps from our winnings, dropping us to +150 after 13 wagers.
Today we're taking the home-dog Giants at +150 against the Cards. 100 capps on San Fran.
Posted by RT at 1:48 PM 0 comments
Labels: Fake Baseball Bets
Saturday, May 30, 2009
Fake Baseball Bets #11: Something Smells Fishy
Last night we went to a seafood restaurant with our wife, Jodi. We shared a dozen oysters, she got a lobster roll and glass of white wine, and we had the flounder fish tacos and two Victory Pilsners (not at once). The lobster roll was "Market Price" so we figured 25 - 35 dollars for the roll. However, this restaurant is known for their delicious lobster rolls and is parked right in the West Village so any price could have been expected. When we got our bill it came to 133 dollars, $60 of which accounted for the lobster roll. We laughed in disbelief, shook our heads, talked about how this dinner was more expensive than our recent anniversary meal, paid the bill, and left. Shit we thought, New York Fucking City.
Posted by RT at 10:29 AM 1 comments
Labels: Fake Baseball Bets, Food, Restaurants
Friday, May 29, 2009
Fake Baseball Bets #10: Somebody Stop Me!
With topical nineties pop culture references as post headers the last two days it's a wonder more people don't read this blog. Before you know it we'll be writing "What Is The Deal With Danny Haren?" headlines and Hoop will come barreling through the door looking for his Cubans. But in the meantime, don't have a cow, and certainly don't steal my sunshine because we are on a three game winning streak.
Posted by RT at 3:20 PM 1 comments
Labels: Dated References, Fake Baseball Bets, Movies
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Fake Baseball Bets #9: We Ain't Going Nowhere We Ain't Going No Where We Can't Be Stopped
...Because it's Bad Boy for life! What, Puff Daddy's the greatest, maybe second greatest rapper of all time? I digress. I'm cranking the late 1990's early 2K shit-hop because we are on what is known in betting circles as a "winning streak." I'll tell you what, the sky maybe overcast this morning but every stratus cloud glistens with sliver.
Posted by RT at 10:37 AM 3 comments
Labels: Dated References, Fake Baseball Bets, Music, Rap
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Fake Baseball Bets #8: Back in Black
Posted by RT at 12:35 PM 2 comments
Labels: Fake Baseball Bets, Micah "Payings" Owings, Music, Video
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Fake Baseball Bets #7: Back in the Swing
Mechanically we're fine. Cranking the long ball in BP. Hitting the ball hard, but right at people. This slump is going to break we just know it. We knocked one dinger to make it respectable. We are the David Ortiz of fake baseball gambling.
Posted by RT at 6:46 PM 1 comments
Labels: Fake Baseball Bets, Micah "Payings" Owings
Friday, May 22, 2009
Fake Baseball Bets #6: Crash and Burn
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Labels: Fake Baseball Bets
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Fake Baseball Bets #5: This is Hard
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand... this is why we don't bet for real. Last night, we lost both our Rockies and Orioles picks, submarining our total for the year into the red at -30 capps.
Posted by RT at 10:13 AM 0 comments
Labels: Fake Baseball Bets
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Fake Baseball Bets #4: Pay. Me. My. Money.
On Monday we placed two bets:
Posted by RT at 12:14 PM 3 comments
Labels: Fake Baseball Bets
Monday, May 18, 2009
Today in Self-Esteem May 18th
Posted by RT at 11:49 AM 0 comments
Labels: Out of Shape
Fake Baseball Bets #3: Packing up the Hatchback and Heading to Vegas
<---The Derek Lowe Face we're hoping to see tonight.
Posted by RT at 10:33 AM 0 comments
Labels: Fake Baseball Bets
Saturday, May 16, 2009
Fake Baseball Bets #2: If at First...
So that didn't work out well, the Nats lost (obviously) by giving up 4 runs in the 10th inning and dropping us into the red at -50 capps. After looking at today's pitching form, we're putting 100 capps on the Pirates at +120.
Posted by RT at 10:59 AM 0 comments
Labels: Fake Baseball Bets
Friday, May 15, 2009
You Say Tomato I Say The Housing Market's Fine
I think we all know how that turned out. Fair and balanced my ass!
Posted by RT at 2:18 PM 0 comments
Labels: kneecapped news, kneecapped recommends
Fake Baseball Bets #1
New feature!
Posted by RT at 11:41 AM 0 comments
Labels: Fake Baseball Bets
Earoin - The Field - Yesterday and Today
Have you ever dreamed of blacking out all the windows, moving all the furniture up against the walls, snorting black-tar heroin and then listening to amazing music while lying limp in the middle of the floor?
Posted by RT at 10:26 AM 0 comments
Today in Self-Esteem
We needed a tuxedo let out for a couple of weddings in the next few weeks. They couldn't do it because of lack of material. We may just have to lose the beer for a fortnight.
Posted by RT at 10:22 AM 0 comments
Labels: fat
Friday, May 08, 2009
Re-opening Kneecapped
Because what the hell, we're not doing anything else. Kneecapped is back, probably not better than ever, but it's back. A few changes:
Posted by RT at 12:01 PM 2 comments
Labels: Tapirs, Welcome Back