Monday, January 08, 2007

NEWS FLASH!! New York Smells

A disgusting odor has taken over New York, covering the normally pleasant fragrances of exhaust, urine, stale beer, vomit, and garbage. The City looks to blame New Jersey's silent-but-violent reputation. New Jersey counters by saying, "Whoever smelt it dealt it." I'll be back with more info as this story develops.

1 comment:

Geoffrey said...

Interesting that this happens on the same day that downtown Austin, TX is "shut down after bird deaths."