The Russian Spy Case Just Got a Little Hipper
This link on the Yahoo! wire caught my eye:
Interpol is on the case! Now, I'm no genius but I'm pretty sure Interpol and their brand of New-New Wave melancholy-pop-rock are just the people to bring the sinister powers behind the Russian spy assassination to their knees.
Wow, that didn't take long. Here's Interpol moving in standard two-by-two cover formation. The group walks the beat, taking names, searching for clues, and looking stylish.
Shame, shame, shame. No rest for the weary, boys. There's a killer on the loose.
No, sadly the killer is not in Williamsburg. Spread your wings Interpol the world anxiously awaits your findings!
"They Caught This Killer with New-New-Wave-Melancholy-Pop Rock n' Roll!"
Writer's block makes you crazy.


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